Is it Hardly or Lee in this jaunty hat after coming out of emergency keyhole brain surgery performed in the Dallas Police Sick Bay? Those canny people at Hardly & Lee HQ are yet to announce their formal position on this.
THE CLONE-MAN
(1,2,3,4
Hrmm!
1,2...
1,2,3,4.)
Let me tell you how it will be
There's none of you, one each of Hardly and Lee
Cos he's the Clone-Man, yeah, he's the Clone-Man
Should his height appear too big or too small
Be thankful he can count at all
Cos he's the Clone-Man, yeah he's the Clone-Man
If he drives a car, he must be Lee
If he poses at the zoo, he must be Hardly
If he gets too cold, he must be in ND
If he takes a bus, he becomes a transferee
Clone-man!
Cos he's the Clone-Man, yeah he's the Clone-Man
Don't ask me what he does this for (Aahh, Mr. Hargrove)
he just copies, what a bore (Aahh Mr. Larsen)
And there's also the Fez-man, yeah, the Fez-man
Now our advice for Lee who's alive
Declare the truth before you die
Cos we're the Cheer Squad, yeah, the Cheer-Squad
And we're working for no one but us (and Mr. Armstrong)
Cheer Squad!